Poems by the New McGonagall

By Tomas Mc Rae, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

Dundee chipper

By Tomas Mc Rae (The New McGonagall)
Another the Master should have written

All hail to Thee, oh Dundee chipper!

Your food tastes finer than any kipper.

And I can truly say,

That I would rather eat your products than porridge any day.

How really good it is to see,

This chipper run by a man from Italy,

As well as by his family.

Where for just a single shilling,

You can partake of a fish supper if you are willing.

Well wrapped up in greasy newspaper,

From which emanates a most appetising vapour.

And I can truly say,

This establishment is a blessing to us beside The Silv’ry Tay.